teenage dirtbag.

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nosdrinker:

autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited

omfg im crying

arcticblackeys:

fallarbor-town:

in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS

same

sassy-ass-jupiter:

I just purchased Canada.

• boy:I'm having a penis transplant tomorrow
• girlfriend:I know
• boy wakes up and only mum is there
• boy:where's my girlfriend
• mum:who do you think gave you the penis
• boy:what

omg

hey lil llama lemme whisper in your ear

lolsofunny:

via lolsofunny=)

wanktissue:

wanktissue:

my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

holy shit stop reblogging this my sister is seriously angry at me omg

look at this fucking sheep

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical Blog!

reblogging again cos im tired and cant stop laughing.